Great Scott!!

As I embark on a new chapter in my life, I find many interruptions trying to flit me away from my final destination. I say , "LEAVE ME ALONE!" Arg. I wish I could just sail away on the black pearl and become Captain Jack Sparrows crew member. Maybe become head of an ant colony and help fight off the evil grasshoppers who eat all our food. Or even better, I would like to become part of the infamous vampire world that Bella Swan is so fortunately apart of, and I would snatch up one of those vampires have them transform me and bada bing, everyone leaves me ALONE! Except, I would also transform another certain someone. Hmmm, like i said, "i think I'm crazy."

Gay

Why does is always have to come down to money. stupid world.

Umm...Awkward

First and foremost, it would be appropriate to explain that I create awkward situations. Usually it's intentional and sometimes it's just me being my weird and awkward self.

A couple of weeks ago I had the opportunity to visit Utah with my very dear friend and her wonderful family. We stayed in Heber, and camped for a few days then retreated back to Provo. During our stay in Provo my friend and I slept at her older brother's apartment, just right underneath her sister's apartment. I was a bit excited at the thought my friend's brother had a roommate and there could be a good chance he was single, and good-looking. When the roommate and myself were introduced, he proceeded to fill me in about his dating experiences. Actually, he explained in depth, his dating experience...hm..

Anyways, the next day we all stayed in at night and watched Knowing. (terrible movie by the way) During which, I was sitting next to the roommate, and I received a text message saying "Touch Jeff's Leg." I giggled. Then I put my hand to use. I rubbed the roommates leg. Then he did it back.... Uuuuuuuu yea. I sat on the couch next to this almost stranger almost as if I had died and the rigor mortis had already set in. He continued to tickle my hip even though I was obviously uncomfortable. A nervous laugh was all I could conjure up. I didn't think he'd do it back!

It gets better. The next day when the roommate spoke of the experience, he accused me of flirting with him. I automatically defended my case and pleaded not-guilty to his rash remark. Then he said, "You're right. You rubbed my leg! That's like worse than flirting!" So even though the leg rubbing wasn't favorable in my case, according to him it was a terrible thing....Sheese! I didn't think I was THAT bad!

Current Aggravation

PEMDAS can SUCK IT! Along with real number, integers and stupid negative signs. Who has two thumbs and hates order of operations?! This girl! *points to self with thumbs*

-4(3-5÷(-2))(5+8)² = ☹

This is what I have succumbed to. I have morphed into a hermit crab. Almost literally. My hermitage and atrocious sanctuary has my company for hours on in while I remain to be a fearsome sight to behold. I need a life.

A Request

Cam Gigandet

I forgot who this was then I googled him.  Mmmmm.  I remember when I first witnessed his rebellious fasaud and rendered myself irrevocably attracted to men who drink a perception altering beverage and have a six pack from strenuous fighting and late night, one night stands.  Then he appeared again as yet another supervillan, but unfortunately lost a battle.  A battle where love prevailed against the drive for blood and murder.  

I wonder if he is actually nice in person?  

There ya go Tristen.  A blog dedicated to James!  Baahahah!

Dead Like Me

Morality is a blessing!  Thank Adam for death.  

Today I was watching a HBO series titled "Dead Like Me."  If you didn't get the theme of the show from the title, let me further explain.  A girl of 18 dies and a freak toilet seat accident revealing the shows take on mysteries of the after life.  Her first acquaintances as her soul leaves her body are two grim reapers.  Not the ugly, morbidly skeletal ones, but people-looking ones.  These grim reapers give the girl tasks until she graduates from just a spirit to an undead grim reaper herself.  Then I related it to the plan of salvation.   In my own personal thoughts, (feel free to disagree) the state of life, or after-life, that the young woman was in would be equivalent to the telestrial kingdom.  The girl was on Earth but with different privileges.  So all in all, the telestrial kingdom is pretty much Earth but you get to wander around as an undead thing stealing from the dead and getting rich on others misfortunes all because there are no real consequences.  Cool huh?  NOT! I STILL want to go to the celestial kingdom!  LAAAAAA!!