"Yes Lawrence, do you have a question?"
"My dad said when I grow up I'm going to be a Canadian." This clearly was not a question. But I couldn't leave this statement alone.
"But you are American. Why do you want to be Canadian?"
"NO...No...a CA-NA-DI-AN." He pronounced it extra clear.
"I know what you are saying, but what is in Canada?" I still didn't get the point.
"No, no, no. I mean the Canadians that tell people jokes and they are funny."
He meant comedian....