Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Current Aggravation

PEMDAS can SUCK IT! Along with real number, integers and stupid negative signs. Who has two thumbs and hates order of operations?! This girl! *points to self with thumbs*

-4(3-5÷(-2))(5+8)² = ☹

Thursday, June 11, 2009

This is what I have succumbed to. I have morphed into a hermit crab. Almost literally. My hermitage and atrocious sanctuary has my company for hours on in while I remain to be a fearsome sight to behold. I need a life.

Tuesday, June 9, 2009

A Request

Cam Gigandet

I forgot who this was then I googled him.  Mmmmm.  I remember when I first witnessed his rebellious fasaud and rendered myself irrevocably attracted to men who drink a perception altering beverage and have a six pack from strenuous fighting and late night, one night stands.  Then he appeared again as yet another supervillan, but unfortunately lost a battle.  A battle where love prevailed against the drive for blood and murder.  

I wonder if he is actually nice in person?  

There ya go Tristen.  A blog dedicated to James!  Baahahah!

Dead Like Me

Morality is a blessing!  Thank Adam for death.  
Today I was watching a HBO series titled "Dead Like Me."  If you didn't get the theme of the show from the title, let me further explain.  A girl of 18 dies and a freak toilet seat accident revealing the shows take on mysteries of the after life.  Her first acquaintances as her soul leaves her body are two grim reapers.  Not the ugly, morbidly skeletal ones, but people-looking ones.  These grim reapers give the girl tasks until she graduates from just a spirit to an undead grim reaper herself.  Then I related it to the plan of salvation.   In my own personal thoughts, (feel free to disagree) the state of life, or after-life, that the young woman was in would be equivalent to the telestrial kingdom.  The girl was on Earth but with different privileges.  So all in all, the telestrial kingdom is pretty much Earth but you get to wander around as an undead thing stealing from the dead and getting rich on others misfortunes all because there are no real consequences.  Cool huh?  NOT! I STILL want to go to the celestial kingdom!  LAAAAAA!!

Thursday, June 4, 2009

Dating SUCKS

First and foremost, dating is a game.  And in games someone always loses.  The goal is now to make it a tie.  That means to let the person take a lead and come in strong when you realize you're falling behind, or come in strong and the other person catch up.  But it's too difficult to get to an even placement.  
For instance, when you are newly procuring a fine-looker, if you call too much they person will think you are obsessed and might potentially frighten them away.  Or...may not call enough which leads to your name in the wandering abyss of their busy social life and they move on to better things.  But what is enough and not enough?  I don't think I'll ever know.
If you finally get past the "talking" stage or whatever that awkward getting-to-know-each-other phase is called, the feelings thing comes up way too soon.  And someone always likes someone more.  And then the heavy feeler will say something dumb like, "I like you," or even dumber like, "can you see us together in the future?"  Then someone gets rejected and they sayer feels like an idiot.  But then sometimes someone will wait too long to say anything.  And then someone will be accused of not communicating.  But why would someone want to communicate when they don't know when too soon is?
All too often it ends after the feelings thing comes up. I would be better off with brutal honesty.  Phrases such as: "Listen, I think you're hot but I only want to make-out."  or, "Hey I want to get married so I'm in it to win it," would be amazing.  Send the open ones my way!