Senility is Bliss

Life's harsh endeavors can add up resulting in physical ailments, and an unstable mental state. I have witnessed the toll the experiences my grandma endured throughout her life through her senile tendencies. She often wakes up late at night asking where her cats are, and if they ran away when I went out the front door. The best question I got this past week was, "who ate all my cookies?" I hadn't eaten any, and my mom stated she only had a few. Obviously Grandma ate the cookies and forgot. Things get weird when she starts to yell at you across the hall, while she is still laying in bed, "Why are you shutting your door?!" Her senile moments can wear away at one's patience, and increase irritability in the home. But, I am now realizing how comical it really is. Some old lady, yelling about losing her cats. It's the typical cliche old lady behavior!

All in all I think there is a lesson to be learned here. Take care of your mind, and body. Turn to Heavenly Father in times of anxiety, and follow the Word of Wisdom. I am a firm believer through the examples of the adult advisors in my ward, and their healthy minds and bodies, that these things will prolong your physical health and decrease chances for senility. :)

BOO YAW WORLD!

Okay, So. Heavenly Father has once again expressed his OH SO WONDERFUL tender mercies. Here are a list of blessing that I have received. Some may say they are merely coincidences, but I certainly THINK NOT.

1. Grades were posted, I got a B in anatomy. (how does that happen when the only time I studied was in class, but then I really only talked the whole time.)

2. I cashed in all my coins. I am now $150.00 dollars richer when I needed it the most! (Something just told me to coinstar those suckers!)

3. All my friends seem to be friends again. (Some upper force of nature)

4. Some tree farm try to sucker me out of $600 for trees for my wedding. Well, the Ebay stars aligned and I got them all for $200, and I can sell those suckers back! (In your face over priced tree farm!)

5. I got my temple recommend today! (I will now join forces with all the other endowed fellers, oh an BE SEALED TO THE HOTTEST GUY EVERR!)

Man, those are like 5 pretty big and obvious tender mercies. I can't wait till those trees come in the mail...OH! and those trees were FREE SHIPPING! (double whammie right there) I mean come on, who gets THIS lucky...Something tells me I am meant to marry Jethro.

I have a healthy obsession

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Bill drama and my dream house

I watched a movie once saying girls like drama. And as I was watching it I kept telling myself, "not me." But it's soo true!! He mainly mentioned girls waiting till the very last day to pay bills so when they do have to play them they are running around like a MAD woman trying to get everything in order!!!! *breath*

I totally do the same thing! My bills are due the 17th, and here it is the...15th. Two more days to take care of business, yet...even though I have time to write a meaningless blog that only naysayers will read, I will wait till the last minute to pay the bills! In a nut shell, drama is inevitable!

Oh and I would love it if I had a money house...or money stuffed in the walls of my house. "There's always money in the banana stand!" Or in this case...the house....

All you need is love

I never knew people actually read this till today..I got quite a positive response. None having to do with the content within the blog itself, but nonetheless, there are readers!! :)

Here is a question for response. What does it mean to be a "joke." I've used this term many times as an adjective for unfavorable people in my life, but I never really pondered on what it meant till I was called it.

Perhaps it means no one is able to take me seriously. I already knew that. But that is only the faults of the foolishness of the minds permeated by idiocy and no desire to think for themselves. I never blame the ignorant.

Now is being ignorant being a joke? Because if that is so, then I am far from a joke. Although I have yet to obtain knowledge in many aspects of this world, I feel my understanding of that point alone proves I am not a joke. But, I still don't know what a joke is. That's okay.

All I know is that my life is wonderful.. Although there may be a few people who find me...unfavorable, I have my family, my finacee, my best friend and the gospel. Those who don't have those, which there are plenty, should recognize that they too can achieve happiness, but not through other's misery.

Bullys

I have found the real life "mean girls." Their very existence embodies the crucifiers, and persecutors of Christ, the Lamanites, the German Nazis, Regina George and any other cruel people who played a role in ostracizing someone. I never knew someone could publicly make fun without remorse. Why? That's my only question. I'm tired, and sad. That is all.

Great Scott!!

As I embark on a new chapter in my life, I find many interruptions trying to flit me away from my final destination. I say , "LEAVE ME ALONE!" Arg. I wish I could just sail away on the black pearl and become Captain Jack Sparrows crew member. Maybe become head of an ant colony and help fight off the evil grasshoppers who eat all our food. Or even better, I would like to become part of the infamous vampire world that Bella Swan is so fortunately apart of, and I would snatch up one of those vampires have them transform me and bada bing, everyone leaves me ALONE! Except, I would also transform another certain someone. Hmmm, like i said, "i think I'm crazy."